would u rather fight a buff nerd or a jock who listens to jazz

things to remember:

  • nerd has a lot of pent-up anger, might pretend you are his dad
  • because of the jock’s exposure to jazz music, his attack patterns and movements are a lot less predictable

(Source: powerburial, via ohwhatagloomyshow)

thosecomics:

Angry comic from an angry Californian D:

the woman in this story was me.

(via tastefullyoffensive)

thosecomics:

Angry comic from an angry Californian D:

the woman in this story was me.

(via tastefullyoffensive)

ohwhatagloomyshow:

i’m at the level where if you were a german citizen between 1932 and 1945 you’re guilty of crimes against humanity by association

my really intense philosophy prof is getting to me

awelltraveledwoman:

karidevereaux:

…an ode to 1970s skater girls. 

this is amazing

(via littlepapercone)

awelltraveledwoman:

karidevereaux:

…an ode to 1970s skater girls. 

this is amazing

(via littlepapercone)

"Long Time (Vibe to This)" - Mike Posner

This is my newest favorite love song.

This is my newest favorite love song.

#kevin gates #strokin

As my career in Academia is coming to a close, I have been doing much reflecting. I do not believe that I am any smarter than I was before. I feel like I have just improved in things. I am a better artist. I am a better writer. I am a stronger thinker.

Sometimes my hands, they don’t feel like my own.
I need someone to love, I need someone to hold.


Bradley Cooper reading Lolita to his 19 year old girlfriend

"…the rest is rust and stardust."

Bradley Cooper reading Lolita to his 19 year old girlfriend

"…the rest is rust and stardust."

(Source: toilntrouble, via kaneellis)

fuckyeahdecemberists:

The Decemberists Fandom : A summary, part 4

(via ohwhatagloomyshow)

fuckyeahdecemberists:

The Decemberists Fandom : A summary, part 4

(via ohwhatagloomyshow)

Nørgaard

Great Dane’s cheekbones
Teenage hormones
Young complexion
Non-physical affection
You’re a godsend
Do you want a boyfriend?
Crazy crazy, easy tiger

Smaller tits
And skinny framework
Tall, sharp hips
And you’re all in the same work
Giving me the sweet talk
Walking down the catwalk
I want a mannequin
But she won’t let me in

Her mind’s made up, she don’t want to go steady
She’s only seventeen so she’s probably not ready
A-m-a-n-d-a Nørgaard
I saw you on a cover on cross bay boulevard

Wake Me Up When September Ends (King of Malta Mix)

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